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I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:10

I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Oh look, it’s Jack again. Always claiming to be British, and clearly not British at all.

So, Jack, why don’t you get a life? Or maybe get a real job?

Or are you just a 12-year-old kid in Mom’s basement finding things to do in between masturbation sessions?

I committed the unpardonable sin. God immediately punished me so that I can no longer think like before and my brain is as if paralyzed and does not work. I've tried everything (confession, repentance, etc.) nothing helps. Any advice?

He’s here to bad-mouth the UK at every opportunity, using “questions” as his modus operandi.

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